Funny Quotes About Programming

I was looking for quotes for the second part of thinking about JavaScript, and found many interesting quotes about programming at here.

Here is some that I loved, they shows how intelligent and humour the author is.

 “A C program is like a fast dance on a newly waxed dance floor by people carrying razors.” – Waldi Ravens.

C is not really friendly to the beginners of the programming(at least to me), just like guns to the kids, they will hurt themselves eventually.

“I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing.” – Oktal

To Unix guys(even for Java guys), .Net seems to be a hell. C# is a good language(no wonder), it has a mix nature of many languages(including Java), it has many good natures but it provides too many ways, so there are so many questions on StackOverFlow, just to ask how to use the some of the syntax of C# Correctly!!!. And for libraries of .Net, I have to admit, that’s a nightmare. The OpenFileDialog relative path bug, it exists until this day (yes, this is a tiny bug in all the misdesign and bugs of .Net framework).

“Fine, Java MIGHT be a good example of what a programming language should be like. But Java applications are good examples of what applications SHOULDN’T be like.” – pixadel

This is true before SWT, no one can say Eclipse is a bad example for applications. Even Swing do much better today

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